The Tale Of The Magic Rock Apes
Written by Edward Laughlan
Okay now, sit down boys and girls - it's story time! Shhhh....
Once upon a time, billions and billions of years ago, there was nothing. Suddenly, magically, the nothing exploded into something. That something is called hydrogen. Can you say "hydrogen?" ... good, I thought you could. This hydrogen eventually cooled down enough to condense into solid rock. It was magic rock. Inert and lifeless, but still magical. And then, magically, water formed in the sky above the rock. The waters rained on the rock for, oh... billions of years. Some of the rock broke down into minerals, and these minerals washed into a pool of water.
Then one day some of these minerals magically formed into a kind of goo in the pool of water. Can you say "goo?" ... well done, I knew you could. Well do you know what happened then? That's right! The goo magically became ALIVE. Dead, inert material magically came alive!! So anyway, this bit of magic goo also magically, found something to eat. Then, later, magically, it found another bit of magic goo to marry! and they had a whole bunch of magical little goos... Eventually - countless millions of years later - some of this goo grew up into all the plants and animals in the world around us. If it's alive, it came from that first bit of magic goo! Well, more time went on. Finally some of this goo magically evolved - can you say "evolved?" ... of course you can, well done, I knew you could! Well some of this goo magically evolved upwards and upwards, growing ever more advanced, bigger, stronger, smarter, until it became a kind of magical hairless ape with thumbs.
And do you know who those apes are? That's right! They're YOU and ME! We are the magic rock apes! And you know what else? Someday we'll evolve enough that we'll become the God we all know doesn't exist! Now take a nap...
- Life arose from nonliving matter (i.e., spontaneous generation occurred).
- Spontaneous generation only occurred once.
- Viruses, bacteria, plants and animals are interrelated.
- Multicellular animals (metazoa) evolved from unicellular or single-celled organisms (protozoa or protists).
- Various invertebrate phyla are interrelated.
- Vertebrate animals evolved from invertebrate animals.
- Vertebrate animals evolved from fish to amphibians, from amphibians to reptiles, from reptiles to birds and mammals, etc.
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